you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
He caught a cramp during sex and I was like "do you want me to get you a banana?" And he responded with "I'll give you a banana" and kept going. I'm marrying him.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
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