I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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