apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
Your topless pictures make me question reality
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
So to add to headbutting the microwave while waiting for my hot pockets to cook. I apparently told both bartenders earlier in the night I was going to fuck them both. I hate black out drunk me..
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
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