you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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