Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
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