You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
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