Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
No more cocaine. I spent two hours in my bathroom convincing myself I was ugly. Is this what a period feels like?
You're the worst gay friend ever.
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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