How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
I'll have you know...trying to masturbate while a song about jesus is stuck in your head is next to impossible
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
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