I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
North Korea, Best Korea!
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
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