Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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