I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
I just want to make out with him forever
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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