No more Irish car bombs ever.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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