some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
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