its not stalking. its research.
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
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