now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
Randomize
