She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
The free coupon that printed out with the purchase of my plan b emergency contraception was for allergy meds. I feel like a coupon for condoms would've been more fitting in this situation.
Oh wait. It's for wart remover. Fitting, afterall.
There are leaves in my underwear?
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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