we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
OH MY GOD I AM DYING. AS I WAS TEXTING I JUST BUMPED INTO A MOTHER FUCKING DEER. I AM SHAKING
Wait...Literally? You hit a deer...with your body?!
I PHYSICALLY RAN INTO IT. I FELT ITS WEIRD HAIR AND I EVEN APOLOGIZED CAUSE IT DINDT REGISTER THAT IT WASNT A PERSON. MORTIFIED.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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