Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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