Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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