Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
Just chased the kids into the backyard with kitchen knives. Best. Babysitters. Ever.
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
I'm just crazy horny about you
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
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