im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
I woke up at 5am on my couch, naked, with a cereal bowl of water next to me. Apprently, drunk me thought I was a kitten last night. Super impressed I slept next to the bowl all night and didn't spill a drop.
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