I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
Even the bartender felt bad for me
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
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