I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
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