I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
I just watched my mom open a wine bottle with an electric drill. I have never been so proud.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
Literally the fucking master of salvaging the possibility of a blow job whilst also crushing somebody's dreams.
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
I look forward to getting really drunk tonight and startling some rando’s mother tomorrow morning while she’s up early making a turkey
It’s a holiday tradition at this point
Randomize
