who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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