He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
go do what you do best...puke behind churches
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
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