Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
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