Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
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