guys are not supposed to queef...right?
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
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