I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
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