There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
I mean like, my liver will beg my brain for mercy. Brainll be like I'm Greg Jennings. Liverll be like I'm Darren Sharper. Brainll be like hold my diiiiick.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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