I am I'm going to have heart failure he's peed on my life.
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
Randomize
