This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
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