It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
Someone shattered a urinal.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
I forgot my backup drink is supposed to be pedialyte and vodka. Add in the shit I'm losing as I drink. Win-Win right?
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
Randomize
