Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
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