Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
You're wonderful. How are you always such a good friend?
50% genetics, 50% driven by a desire for people to drunkenly eat donuts at my funeral and then have fantastic cry-sex afterward.
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
Randomize
