question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
my brother is so whacked out on percocet from hurting his legs that he started crying because his belly button was so cute
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
40s are totally the cure
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
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