if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
I walked up to a girl in a bar, and all I was capable of doing was taking my beer and bumping it up to hers. While doing so, all I could say was "Bud Light". She walked away.
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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