I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
Call me as soon as you're able to dial a phone. I just took a shit behind a building in broad daylight and need to get the fuck outta here soon.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
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