The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
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