ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
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