In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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