we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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