i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
Randomize
