Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
I just saw an old lady yelling at a dead pigeon for leaving the oven on.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
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