He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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