Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
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