He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
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