I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
I have a video (on my shattered iphone) of a random DJ at some bar giving me a birthday shoutout and texts from random numbers talking about birthday sex. My birthday is in April... Happy birthday to me?
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
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