Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
a search helicopter?!
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
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