it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
The iPhone is ruining my ability to sex message. My 5-year-old cousin just picked up my phone at my grandmas birthday party and read "I wanna stand you up and fuck you from behind" to my entire extended family bc of popped up on my screen
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
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