Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
Just took my morning after pill in the library
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
Someone put a huge skyy vodka bottle in our washing machine. My roommate didn't see it and ran it. The washing machine split in two. #life
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
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