HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Randomize
