Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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